Anorak | Foxes soon to control London after mugging mother-of-two

Foxes soon to control London after mugging mother-of-two

by | 14th, November 2012

LONDON is a place where human contact is at a minimum, with people crammed into steel cylinders, underground, hiding in their iPod earphones and Kindles, only to be spat out toward offices and silent commuting trudges. Fear and loathing grips the capital and on the blindside, while the middle classes coo at lidos and bicycles, and the working classes baulk at rent, the foxes are taking over.

It all starts with people dribbling fondly at foxes on tubes and such, but this is clearly a tactic of gaining trust by the bushy tailed vermin. They’ve been plotting and they’re going to frighten you witless, ’til you move out or stay indoors, paralysed by fear.

And the latest attack by ol’ foxy is a mugging. That’s right. A fox has mugged

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