Octomum: The Rocktuplets sing I’m Ready For Christmas
YOU ready for the The Roctuplets? Who they? Why, they’re the 8 children who came singing and dancing out of Octomum Nady Suleman’s clown car-seized women.
With the Octokidzzzzzzzz now in showbiz, the future of music and Dr Who is secure. Every time the Dr pops into the hairy Tardis, a new incarnation will pop out.
For now, though, they give us the song I’m Ready For Christmas, the catchy tale of what the virgin birth would have been like had God used a turkey baster.
The nippers say they are “ready” for Santa. And – waddayerknow?! – here he is. Look, children, he’s got a sack full of goodies. No, not more siblings. Come back! It’s not sperm. It’s kittens. Promise. Lovely soft kittens….