Anorak | Masturbator tells police squad ‘I’m nearly done’

Masturbator tells police squad ‘I’m nearly done’

by | 20th, November 2012

THERE is nothing worse than someone or something interrupting a nice bout of onanism. There you are, trashing away with a very clear picture of Claire Huxtable in your mind (THE most beautiful woman who ever lived and there’ll be no argument on that) and suddenly, you find someone ringing your doorbell or someone threatening to arrest you.

And the latter is exactly what one chap faced when he had his kecks down in a Seattle alleyway. Naturally, this spirited yanker decided he’d had enough and flatly told the police, irritated, that he was “almost finished”.

Alas, this wasn’t an innocent jerk-off because this fella is a repeat sex offender. He’s been indecently exposing himself to other humans. Everyone knows that, if you’re going to expose yourself, you should do it decently. Like in a newspaper or in a Hollywood movie. You can’t just go

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