Police hunt man who wiped poo on women in Ramsbottom pub
by Anorak | 21st, November 2012
THIS is a new one on us. Police are searching for a man who has been wiping poo on middle-aged women drinking in Ramsbottom’s The Oaks pub.
The man, aged 45 to 50 and around 5ft 8in to 6ft tall, has been spotted on CCTV (see photo).
Has anyone heard of such a crime before?
Call police on 0161 856 8122.
Spotter: Karen
Posted: 21st, November 2012 | In: Strange But True Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
November 21st, 2012 at 10:45 pm
Whose poo was it?
What age range is defined as “middle-aged” by the cops?
Oh dear, I’ve fallen for this one haven’t I? No such fucking pub!
November 21st, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Isn’t that Tim Worstall. He’s good at wiping his shite on everyone.
November 21st, 2012 at 2:25 pm
I’ve been in the Oaks. I had just bought a 1 metre long ceremonial Khukri from the antique shop next door and no one batted an eyelid while we ate lunch with it propped up beside the table. Excellent lunch by the way. No trace of poo.
November 21st, 2012 at 11:26 am
George..?