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Britain is now fattest nation in Western Europe: MPs go for the fat vote

by | 28th, November 2012

WE win! Britain is now the most prosperous nation on Earth. How can we tell? Because as any fan of Dickens knows, prosperous equates to fat. And we are FAT. The OECD research says we are FATTER than the French, the Italians and even the Germans.

If a world food shortage struck now, Britons would be the last humans on Earth. Our fat reserves would save humanity. Reassuring new for those of us wary of the Belgian threat.

Thank you The Fat Controller, Eric Pickles, Eamonn Holmes, Eddie Large, Pauline Quirk, Sarah Ferguson and Heather from EastEnders .

But wait a moment. It turns out that the American are in a league on their own. The World Series of Baseball Gridiron Fat Bowl of Fat has been won by the

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