Chelsea: Rafa Benitez delighted to edge closer to pay-off and sack
by Anorak | 1st, December 2012
HAPPY days in the Rafa Benitez household. Agent Benitez *, the new Chelsea boss, has steered the club to defeat at West Ham United. More of this and that severance package will be his.
Says one Rafa insider: “He was hoping the hate at Chelsea would force him out. But with these kind of results he won’t even need to wear black shoe polish on his face and sing a song about John Terry’s mum to be abused. He’ll be out by Christmas*.”
* Unless Chelsea play Arsenal, in which case they can’t fail to win and Rafa’s plan is shafted.
** ”Benitez” is the Spanish word for “instant dismissal.”
Fill your boots with footy stuff on Pies.
Posted: 1st, December 2012 | In: Sports Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:31 pm
… 50 shades of shit…
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:42 am
…and there’s the intellectual reaction for you right there….
maybe you should learn to speak properly before trying to write it down badly…?
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:28 am
fuck chelski u taking shots at arsenal if Arsene spent 200 million in summerI’m sure we wouldn’t be sitting at your position and you’re out of champions league small shit club that got lucky last year without abramovich you’re shit like my shit out of my ass