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Chelsea: Rafa Benitez delighted to edge closer to pay-off and sack

by | 1st, December 2012

HAPPY days in the Rafa Benitez household. Agent Benitez *, the new Chelsea boss, has steered the club to defeat at West Ham United. More of this and that severance package will be his.

Says one Rafa insider: “He was hoping the hate at Chelsea would force him out. But with these kind of results he won’t even need to wear black shoe polish on his face and sing a song about John Terry’s mum to be abused. He’ll be out by Christmas*.”

* Unless Chelsea play Arsenal, in which case they can’t fail to win and Rafa’s plan is shafted.

** ”Benitez” is the Spanish word for “instant dismissal.”

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