Catfish strike knell for end of humans while eating birds out of water (video)
YOU may have heard the blues song which sings “I wish I was a catfish, swimming in the deep blue sea, I’d have all you pretty women, fishin’ after me.” A lovely, evocative image, right? Well, imagine if the song said: “I wish, I was a catfish, swimming in a grotty stream, I’d wriggle to the edge of the water and disgustingly catch pigeons with my teeth.”
Imagine no more, because some horrible, writhing and gigantic catfish have been filmed catching and eating pigeons!
The remarkable and nauseating footage, which absolutely signals some kind of dreadful end-game for us humans, shows these massive, horrible fish, mooching about at the edge of some water near where the pigeons are bathing. One of them gets out of the water and tries to eat one.
It’s beyond horrible and we’re all going to die.
Business Insider reports: “European catfish have developed a taste for pigeon.”
Worse still is that catfish can grow up to 1.5m in length, which means it won’t be long before they start eating our young. If they didn’t live in water, we could kill them with fire.
God, we’re done for! WE’RE DONE FOR!