Muhammad Shahid Nazir: The One Pound Fish Man sings to the UK Border Agency
THANKS to the X Factor and James Arthur, Muhammad Shahid Nazir’s One Pound Fish song has less chance of being the Christmas No.1 hit than Tony Blair has of finding his soul.
And the chances of Nazir singing his song live on 1000 Great Xmas Hits recedes by the day as the UK Border Agency notes that there’s something fishier about Nazi than just his tonsils.
He came to Britain on a student visa. He then quit his studies to work in East London. Nazir then maintained a low profile by singing at the top of his lungs and signing a deal with Warner music.
“God gave me fame from London so I don’t want to leave London so they should give me more stay…because London has changed my life.”
Because in London everyone is famous…