Harry Styles and the stripper: born to be mild
HARRY Styles, One Direction’s lead haircut, is the subject of a story about his “WILD NIGHT” (Sun) with a stripper. Styles (stated hobbies: “Frisbee golf and Lego”) has been pictured watching a stripper at his 19th birthday do at The Alibi club Dalston, East London. He tells the Sun: “I was in stitches, it was really funny.”
“I have never seen my manager run so quick to cover the CCTV cameras but the pictures got out anyway.”
The stand-out line is provided by the stripper, as Styles says:
“She didn’t handcuff me but the funniest part was that when she finished she said, ‘I’m really sorry I couldn’t find my truncheon so I had to bring my nunchucks’. That was a bit weird.”
Or as the Star says:
Armed with a pretend police baton, the mystery stripper then sat on Harry’s knee as the grinning X Factor star touched her legs.
Looking past the debate over wether or not a pair of nunchucks counts as the future of metropolitan policing, and which offers the more potential for “Dirty” Harry’s coming of age, the news that he found the stripper funny and touched her legs makes Harry out as less of a ladies’ man than a remarkably immature teen getting excited sitting too close to one of his mum’s freinds.
He really is very young, isn’t he…