The Daily Mail reaches the heights: A-listers parade their ears
THE Daily Mail has a well-earned reputation online for spinning a story from a paparazzi photo of a celebrity in a bikini. The story routinely includes the words “[insert name] parades her figure” or “[insert name] parades her pregnancy bump”, “[insert name] parades her curves” or “[insert name] parades her breasts / buttock. thighs“. So. Mail writer Clare Coulson got to thinking. And she’s come up with anew angle: ears.
Showing off their ear-ogenous zones: The bizarre body part the A-listers are flashing on the red carpet
Yep, not parades. Flashing. You can be flasher by showing people your bizarre ears.
A-listers from Nicole Kidman to Cheryl Cole have been showing off their auditory assets…Ears have been emerging (quite literally) on catwalks in London and New York, with designers and stylists declaring them the new must-show body part.
Ears are the must-have body part. Everyone whose anyone is doing ears:
Les Miserables star Amanda Seyfried, 27, ‘Tangoed’ her ears, with a pair of drop earrings to match her tangerine Roland Mouret dress…
Old-school glamour: Taylor Swift, 24, with ornate brown and pink drop earrings, showing off lobes which are every bit as perky as her pop songs…
With ears this elegant, no wonder Courtney Cox has plenty to smirk about…
Catherine Zeta-Jones, 43, works the screen siren look to perfection, wearing a tumble of asymmetrical curls tucked neatly behind one perfectly formed ear…
Twilight star Kristen Stewart, 22, went naked at the premiere of her latest film in Los Angeles – OK, her ears did anyway, and what a sexy pair they were…
When you are 22 and beautiful, like Emma Watson, you can get away with a slick of hair gel, and a jaunty ear to camera, to look good..
Now it seems Rachel Weisz has got gorgeous ears too. Leave some for the rest of us, Mrs C…
Sadly there isn’t much 45-year-old Nicole Kidman can do about middle-aged lobe droop. But for the sake of those Fred Leighton drop pendants, we’re happy to forgive her…
Ear! Ear!
Posted: 8th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
