The Pope Auditions: Father Guido Sarducci makes his pitch
THE Pope is resigning. Father Guido Sarducci, rock critic for the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano, makes his pitch for the top job in the Roman Catholic Church. He had plans to get the youth in, too. The Five Minute University is here to help:
Q. Where is God?
A. Gotd is everywhere?
A. Because he likes you.