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CCTV image of Manchester semen tosser?

by | 5th, March 2013


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DO you know this man? Manchester police say he was recorded by CCTV after teenage girls in Bury were smeared with a white substance in the street. It might be semen. Or it might not be.

In 2009, a man wiped a white substance on women walking in Prestwich, Whitefield and Bury town centre. Police analysed it.Four months with the forensic experts revealed that the white goo was most likely a substance belonging to an animal”. But beyond that, they couldn’t say what it was.

If the experts can’t identity dog or horse jizz, what hope have we of knowing what’s really in our burgers and ready-meals?

Still, the Manchester Evening News says the man in a “pervert“.

He was not carrying a leaky Findus cheesy bake at the time, probably…

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