Barron Trump tastes of caviar: Donald’s peerless boy smears himself in fish eggs
GIVE it up. Barron Trump is better than you. The product of walking hair tsunami Donald Trump and his curent wifeMelania Trump, is the subject of a chat on ABC News. Melania says Barron, 7, is into suits and moisturises with caviar cream every night:
“He’s not a sweatpants child,” says Trump, 42, of her only child with her husband of eight years, Donald Trump, 66. “He doesn’t mind putting on [a suit]—but not every day— and he likes to dress up in a tie sometimes like Daddy.”
Trump tells ABC News that in addition to dressing her son nicely, she makes sure that he takes care of his skin, slathering him in her eponymous Caviar Complex C6 moisturizer after his nightly bath.
“It smells very, very fresh,” says the businesswoman, who launched the skincare line this week at Lord & Taylor. “I put it on him from head to toe. He likes it!”
Come the revolution, readers, when the 1 per cent are eaten, Barron will make a delicious canape…