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Massive wuss of a policeman has a massive cry thanks to marijuana cake

by | 15th, April 2013

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THUNDERING wimp, Mike Berkemeier, a policeman from Ohio, has been chilled to his core after he accidentally ate a cake filled with marijuana which belonged to his daughter.

The additional ingredient of cannabis left him feeling disorientated and confused. Then a bit horny. Then hungry. Then amused. Then sleepy. Possibly.

He assumed the cake had been left out for him by his eldest daughter in sympathy after she had been recently hospitalised. Because people usually leave presents out for other people after they’ve been in hospital.

Berkemeier told 10TV:

“I got up in the morning and ate it – the entire thing. It was probably the scariest thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.”

A police officer there, more frightened of feeling a bit weird than he is firing shots at criminals or walking through crack dens.

Berkemeier, confused out of his tiny little mind, drove to the local police station where he was taken to hospital by paramedics.

“I don’t remember much of the drive here,” he added, “even though it’s just a few blocks and was met by a couple of the medics from the fire department.”

Eventually, his younger daughter explained that the cake (which belonged to a ‘friend’) contained marijuana and Berkemeier was, ironically enough, given more sedating drugs so he could sleep it off.



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