How to conceal the smell of cannabis
HOW do you cover up the smell of cannabis? The residents of a former estate agency on Edinburgh’s Leith Walk disguised the stink of their marijuana crop of 60 plants by painting the shop’s exterior every day. Two men spent five hours a day every Monday to Friday painting the shop a deep cream. So as not to arouse suspicion, the men worked only Monday to Friday.
Says a witness:
“We were wondering what was going on because two men were painting the outside of the shop every day. They did not appear to be professional painters. They were just wearing jeans and things. I think some people in the street had noticed the smell. They were obviously hoping that the fresh paint smell would cover it up.”
They should have baked cakes instead.
Derbyshire Police were summoned by a couple who had purchased cakes in Ilkeston market. They said they cakes smelled of weed. The police investigated. They assure one and all:
“The smell was just the jam or cream inside the cakes.”
So, there you have it. If you want to conceal your marijuana operation, paint your farm in cream.