Woman arrested for punching clown in nose – clown damp but unhurt
A SMALL story about clowns from Berri, near Adelaide in southern Australia. When two men and a woman were evicted from the Stardust Circus clown for fighting, the female – a teenage girl – turned her attention to the talent and punched a clown on the nose.
The trio were charged with various crimes. And the clown? Well, it wasn’t injured. Of course it wasn’t. Hitting a clown on the nose is now worst than stamping on his toes. It just doesn’t hurt.
Other things to go for in a fight that will result in minimal pain to the target:
Tony Blair’s heart
Katie Price’s teeth
Prince Charles’s crown
Gary Lineker’s left foot