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Woman arrested for punching clown in nose – clown damp but unhurt

by | 2nd, June 2013

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A SMALL story about clowns from Berri, near Adelaide in southern Australia. When two men and a woman were evicted from the Stardust Circus clown for fighting, the female – a teenage girl – turned her attention to the talent and punched a  clown on the nose.

The trio were charged with various crimes. And the clown? Well, it wasn’t injured. Of course it wasn’t. Hitting a clown on the nose is now worst than stamping on his toes. It just doesn’t hurt.

Other things to go for in a fight that will result in minimal pain to the target:

Tony Blair’s heart

Katie Price’s teeth

Prince Charles’s crown

Gary Lineker’s left foot

 



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