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Hunt is on for foreign Centaur pooing in a Somerset car park

by | 29th, June 2013

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TO Misterton, Somerset, where the hunt is on for the ‘person’ who has taken to leaving a pile of poo in the middle of the village hall car park.
Booking clerk Lorraine Clarke has a hunch:
“Obviously we get dog walkers and different things like that up here but to be honest, by the size of it – unless it was a huge dog the size of a horse – it’s not a dog. It has got to be human because it is a fair pile and it’s got toilet paper – and I don’t see many dogs going around with a loo roll. It’s been going on long enough now. We want to know who is responsible.”
The pile of poo is large enough to be from a horse but is most likely human? Having seen the massive size of a horse’s turd this human suspect is a big one with a keen appetite.
Adds Mrs Clarke:
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