Is this the worst wedding proposal ever?
PROPOSING is a tricky business.
And so, to a man who decides to go into a shopping centre (glamorous!) with his girlfriend, before grabbing the mic like he’s Ghostface Killah, hooting sweet nothings at her as onlookers gawp and, presumably, a pal films.
So far, so typical.
Then, the trouble starts as he gets down on one knee. A three piece band accompanies his proposal, but alas, his potential wife takes a ukulele from one of the band members and proceeds to hit her beau over the head, knocking him to the ground.
Now, this is invariably a fake, but by god, we hope it’s true.