GTA5: Looks like it will be life ruiningly large
EVERYBODY who plays video games – and that’s rarely pasty loners picking crumbs from their cracks in their mum’s basements because things have changed significantly in the past two decades – is incredibly excited about the imminent Rockstar Games’ Grand Theft Auto 5 (or GTA5 or GTA V to everyone else).
Previously, GTA improved with increasingly decent soundtracks, improved gameplay and such. However, GTA5 is a different ballpark. It looks nicer, has an eye-watering amount of new things to do and, it will be social life cripplingly large! WHICH IS EXCELLENT NEWS!
The brain bendingly massive environment will let players parachute, sky dive, jetski, fly, drive… even play golf and, the studio has been bragging that the new game will be larger than the previous two GTAs and its Western title Red Dead Redemption COMBINED.
Just how big? Well, an apparent leak thanks to an alleged accidental early sale of a GTA5’s strategy guide and its contents, shows that this is no joke. This game is terrifyingy large.
And if you want to see how big (obviously, spoilers lie this way), someone got the GTA5 map and superimposed the GTA: San Andreas map onto it.
Check that out! It looks like fans of the game won’t be able to leave the house or go to the toilet. With 100+ hours of gameplay, we’ll probably end up losing our jobs and never find the time to eat and become anemic from a lack of sunlight and…
…OH GOD! WE’RE GOING TO TURN INTO THE ARCHETYPAL GAMER LIVING RENT-FREE IN OUR MUM’S HOUSES PICKING CRUMBS FROM OUR CRACKS THANKS TO THIS GAME!
It will absolutely be worth it.