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Dewsbury man ordered to remove ‘Polite Notice’to burglars from outside home

by | 9th, October 2013

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SHOULD Graham Jagger removed the sign from outside his home in Dewsbury, West Yorks? The legend reads:
“Polite Notice: There is nothing of value left on our premises… It’s already been taken… By Thieving F*cking Bastards.”
Police say they will arrest Mr Jagger unless he removes the sign. He;’s been bugled 10 times in the past four years.
Says Mr Jagger:
“They were out in less than 10 minutes to [warn] me, but when I phone and a proper crime has been committed, it’s days. I think it’s disgusting, I really do. I said I would make it more appropriate by removing some letters, but it’s staying where it is.”
Says police:

“The householder was given sufficient time to remove the offensive language and warned that if it was not removed they would be liable for a fixed penalty notice. No further complaint has been received.”

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