Thieves Warned Not To Open Stolen Safe Full Of Dynamite
“THEY probably think it has money but in fact the safe has ten kilos of gunpowder,” says Stockholm policeman Mikael Pelagalli. “A man who works at the company said that is enough to move 40 tonnes of rock.”
The thieves who stole the safe are waned against opening it. If they do, the thing cold blow up.
Well, so they say.
In actual fact it contains Lord Lucan and the Arc of the Covenant. But, you know, it might be gunpowder.
You commit your crime, you take your chances…