Man Who Pooed On Penzanze Pub Tables Placed On Restorative Justice Programme
THE entertainment in Cornwall pubs is niche.
At The Sportsmans Arms at Heamoor, Penzanze, the 9.30pm show features a man pooing on a table. It’s a travelling show and 30 minutes after the first performance the same man pooed on a table at Wetherspoons pub in Market Place.
In conversation with local police, the man has agreed to undergo “restorative justice” in the form of paying compensation or carrying out an agreed task.
One task might be explain how he is able to defecate on demand, if the chicken a la mode is fresh and who last cleaned the toilets..?