How Much Would You Buy Someone’s Virginity For? Shatuniha Is Asking £17,000 (Photos)
VIRGINITY. A weird notion. A name given to something you haven’t done yet. Imagine if everything we hadn’t done had a special word. Is there a designated word for someone who hasn’t tried pickled onion Monster Munch yet? There should be because, when it comes down to it, someone’s virginity and pickled onion Monster Munch are about as important as each other (although the latter has more sustained and dependable pleasures).
Either way, people value virginities much more highly than things you can buy from the corner shop. While snacks cost under a quid, one Russian teenager has sold her virginity online for £17,000.
The 18-year-old – known as Shatuniha – auctioned “the most precious thing” she possesses to the highest bidder, putting herself in the category of “new, not used,” and told bidders: “I am in urgent need of money, so I am selling the most precious thing I possess. I am ready to meet up soon, even as soon as tomorrow, and I am ready to have my virginity verified.”
“I can come to a hotel at Predmostnaya Square with a document confirming my virginity, and with a person who will take the cash and leave, so that I am not fooled.”
“This person will take away the money, but I will stay… The money should be cash only.”
And who was the man who couldn’t get sex by spending considerably less on getting someone lonely, drunk? According to the Siberian Times, the fella with £17k to spare is called Evgeniy Volnov (who actually coughed-up 900,000 roubles).
The police said that no law had been broken: “This situation is neither an administrative nor a criminal violation. Nor does it fit into a description of the “Prostitution” clause from the Code of the Administrative. ”
If a woman had won the vote, the police probably would’ve intervened because they hate the gays in Russia don’t they? Not so much someone selling a go inside their vagina for loads of money though.
Funny old world, eh? Think of the amount of crisps you could get for that!