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Samatha Lewthwaite: The White Widow’s Recipes For Love, Weight Loss And Peanut Butter Bombs

by | 1st, December 2013

Samantha-Lewthwaite and kids

 

JUGGLING family life with global jihad can be taxing. Take, Samantha Lewthwaite, the so-dubbed White Widow who according to various expert reports (mostly based on the notion that black Islamists can’t shoot dead an unarmed child dead without s white overseer), masterminded the Kenya shopping mall massacre.

Today the Sunday Times tells us that “world’s most wanted female terrorist suspect — the widow of one of the July 7 bombers — was making plans to open a juice and frozen yoghurt bar as she allegedly plotted to kill British tourists in Kenya”.

The clear message there is to stick to alcoholic beverages in warmer climes.

Lewthwaite was to set the business world alight (surely attract tourists to make them easy to slaughter – ed)  with her delicious Peanut Butter Bomb, Mango Bang and Wake Up and Shake. 

She also advises “Going Nutty”:

 

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And there are the Pregisize pregnancy classes: “Pregnancy is not a time to slack on fitness; you need to prepare the body for the marathon ahead — labour.”

 

lewthwaite diary 1

 

This info and more is from the diary she left in her Mombasa home before going on the run almost two years ago.

The diary features her shopping list, which includes Weetabix (a possible reminder of home) and nappies, as well as two goats — one male and one female.

Her literary tour de force, Nappies For Goats has yet to be found.  But she seemed to be panning a series of books for children. JK Rolwing meet AK (47) Rowling:

 

lewthwaite diary

 

 

One other section deals with husbands.

 

lewthwaite diary 3

 

Her husband blew himself up, killing 26 and injuring over 700 others. Maybe she said the wrong thing..?

 



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