Newport Man Gets Toilet Roll Holder Stuck Up His Bum
TO Newport, South Wales, where a man has got a toilet roll holder stuck up his bottom.
He calls the fire brigade.
They tell the Mirror: “We do have to deal with wacky things. Sometimes someone will tell you a story and you just think: ‘I can’t top that’. To be honest, if I managed to get myself into one of these sorts of scrapes, the last thing I would want would be a whole crew of firefighters coming to see me.”
Unless, that’s why you do it.