Golden Globes 2014 Highlights: Elisabeth Moss’s Finger Cam, Tina Fey Rocks Clooney And Bono Disses Diddy
THE Golden Globes 2014. Here are the highlights from last night’s Hollywood AGM:
Hats off to Amy Poehler, winner of Best Actress in a Comedy TV Series.
Two hats off to Tina Fey for her Gravity joke that George Clooney would “rather float in space than spend a minute with a woman his own age”. And a big cap off to her for her line: “Like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio!”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus looking devilishly bitter puffing on her e-cigarette.
Other stand out moments were Diane Keaton singing an Ode to Woody Allen, who won the Cecil B DeMille lifetime achievement award. He couldn’t be there to accept it. mumbling something over the satellite link-up about a broken down fish and a moose. A tweet followed:
Missed the Woody Allen tribute – did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 13, 2014
Giuliana Rancic is the presenter who gets celebs to show off their nails in the ManiCam. Elisabeth Moss did what we’d been waiting for everyone to do. She flipped it the finger.
TV produced a highlights package.
Jacqueline Bisset paused.
The sewage on the carpet. A pipe broke
As for the men, when Diddy met Bono was lovely. Diddy, all self-aggrandisment and enjoyment of money, went to kiss Bono. Bono recoiled. The hand, Diddy, When kissing Mr G9, always kiss the gloved hand.
The food. Yes, they eat. Maybe.
Best use of a gong.