Jesus, Darth Vader And Superman Witness Hollywood Smash And Grab
“I LOVE Jesus,” declared the man smashing in the window on an LAPD patrol car parked in Hollywood. He then steals the laptop inside. Not too far away a man dressed as Darth Vader looks on.
Then Superman appears and tells the passing KTLA news crew:
“I saw the whole thing. It’s not my job to jump in the middle.”