Arsenal Balls: Arjen Robben’s Sweaty Palms Land Him In A Spit Of Bother
MOST football fans would like to believe that Bayern Munich’s Arjen Robben spat on Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna during their Champions League last-16 tie at the Emirates. It’s not because we dislike the French defender; it’s because we think Robben is an irritating tosser. Being annoying is not an offence worthy of sanction, unlike spitting, say, which is.
Robben explained on twitter:
“It was sweat that dripped from my head. Had I spit, I would not need to come home.”
Bild quotes him further to country accusations that Robben spits, and has the sweaty palms of a habitual onanist:
“I don’t have much hair, and the sweat just dripped off. I must make this clear: I did not spit. I would never do that in my life. If I ever did that, you could drag me off the pitch and ban me for 10 games. If I ever spat at an opponent, I’d never be able to show my face to my family ever again.”
Challenge accepted. Can you, footballer make Robben spit?