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England To Have A World Cup Song Befitting How Dull They’ll Play

by | 6th, March 2014




ANYONE who saw England play against Denmark last night or, indeed, have ever seen England play in any tournament of any kind, will know that everyone’s going to be treated to some spectacularly dull football.

In Brazil, it is pretty obvious that the English will wilt like old salad in the tropical heat. It’ll be a marvel if they even get out of their group, which features Luis Suarez’s Uruguay, the mighty Italy and Costa Rica.

With England’s Crapenaccio on offer, we need a song that will befit England’s laboured performances.

So step forward Gary Barlow the dowdiest of popstars alongside Mel C and Emma Bunton, Kimberley Walsh and Gary Lineker who together, will record England’s official 2014 FIFA World Cup single.

You’ll note that the assembled singing squad features likeable people, but not one of them the star of the show. It’s hardly a supergroup, but rather, a Wednesday Night League Cup Second Round Match Team. Together, they’ll do a reworking of Take That’s ‘Greatest Day’. While that’s not a dreadful song by any means, it’s all a bit ‘adult pop’ isn’t it? Not exactly a

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