Idiot Bank Robber Writes Home Address On Hold Up Note
WE introduce Felipe Cruz of Pompano Beach, Florida.
Mr Cruz is an idiot.
On April 10, Mr Cruz attempted to rob from the Chase bank. He handed a note to the clerk. It commanded:
“Give me the 100s 50s 20s now. Do not set the alarm. Hurry!!!”
The clerk sat behind bulletproof glass, read the note. She did not hand over any cash.
Mr Cruz realised he’s been outfoxed by the glass. He turned and ran.
The clerk looked again at the note. One the back it said Mr Cruz’s username (CRUZFELIPE36) and a password. She showed it to the FBI, who observed:
“By trying to rob a bank with a demand note written on the back of his employment search form, the robber has given us a clue. He probably should have continued looking for honest work.”
Or bought a new pad.