Trout River’s Whale Bomb Presents The Greatest TV News Report Of All Time
A HUGE rotting blue hales lying on the bank of the Trout River, Newfoundland, could explode. Those things can be messy.
Trout River’s town clerk, Emily Butler, tells the Telegram:
“This is about the fact that this whale is blowing up on the beach. It has gases trapped inside of it. Until we get some definite answers back, this still remains a situation that we haven’t been given a final solution on. If that whale does explode, we don’t know what danger that would be to our infrastructure, the longliner itself, or to people.”
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