Police Find Drugs Stash, Handgun But Not Jimmy Hoffa In Fat Man’s Rolls
HOW fat is Christopher Mitchell.
Why, he’s so fat that he can hide his stash of weed in his stomach rolls.
Mitchell’s hiding place was only discovered when police spotted the 450-lb, 5ft-6-inch high 42-year-old travelling in a car without a seatbelt on.
You might argue that a man with that much padding doesn’t need a belt. He could wedge himself in and only ripple on impact.
But police are sticklers for rules. Having pulled the vehicle over and noted that driver Keithian Roberts, 38, and Mitchell were a tad sweaty, police summoned the drugs dogs.
Soon after they found “23 grams of marijuana hidden under Mitchell’s stomach fat”. A handgun. $7000 in cash. Some cocaine.
Mitchell was taken to the station, where police continued to search his cavities and crevasses for Shergar, Jimmy Hoffa, Glenn Miller, flight MH370…