Anorak | Highlights Of My Five-Times-A-Night With Liverpool Striker Mario Balotelli

Highlights Of My Five-Times-A-Night With Liverpool Striker Mario Balotelli

by | 21st, September 2014

ANORAK enjoys a kiss ‘n’ tell.  Oh, come on, we miss the News of the World. What we enjoy are the details included in the story, the more mundane the better. Today’s kiss ‘n’ tell features Liverpool FC’s Mario Balotelli and “Ashley Cole’s ex”. No. Not Cheryl Cole. It’s Frenchie Eglantine.


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Before we pressed, on, we had a quick seartch for Frenchie photos on the web. And this is the first one that appears on Google images:


Frenchie Eglantine


Not a close-up. It turns out that the lovely lady’s name is Eglantine Flore Aguilar.

This is she on twitter:


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But what about the highlights package for Sky Sports 69, or whatever channel will deal with footballers’ private lives? Cue the throbbing M People-driven montage music, and Frenchie’s on-screen credits.

 “Liverpool have nothing to worry about if he’s half as athletic on the pitch as he is in bed. He has so much stamina.”

Cut to shot to Mario Balotelli lying face down on a treadmill.

“He invited me and my friend to his hotel and said to go to his room on the tenth floor as he didn’t want to be seen.”

Cut to picture of former England manager Terry Venables extolling the virtus of triangular formations, the co-called ‘Toblerone’ football.



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“It was the penthouse suite and was huge – it took up the whole floor. Mario answered the door. He was by himself watching cartoons. He offered us a drink and we chatted for an hour.”

Which cartoons? This is all about the deail. Was Mario watching Captain Caveman, Scoobie Do or My Little Pony?

“Mario wanted to know if I’d slept with footballers and I told him I’d been with five. I wouldn’t tell him who.”

Did he ask? Did he want to be in the

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