Dude Where’s My Gun? Brad Pitt Is Armed And Possibly Dangerous
BRAD Pitt and his child army, nannies, security guards and ever since Angelina Jolie met the Queen, footmen, unicorns, Apache helicopters and magic, are safe.
If that and the haze of love and goodness at Chez Brad don’t render the intruder powerless, Brad keeps a gun in the house. He says he needs the gun to feel one hundred percent safe. He tells the Radio Times that he got his first gun at 6:
“There’s a rite of passage where I grew up of inheriting your ancestors’ weapons. My brother got my dad’s. I got my grandfather’s shotgun when I was kindergarten. The positive is that my father instilled in me a profound and deep respect for the weapon.”
The NYDN head Brad say:
“I don’t feel the house is completely safe if I don’t have one hidden somewhere. That’s my thinking, right or wrong.”
The trick, of course, is remembering where you’ve hidden it. And if you should hide it with your stash?