Forget Tebbit’s cricket test: foreigners take the white van penis challenge
When you see a dity car do you feel you impelled to draw a penis on it? If you do you might well be British.
Christopher Hooton writes:
Britons most likely to draw a penis on dirty cars, absurd study finds
Show a man a dirty car and we’ll find out whether he’s British or not. Never mind Norman Tebbit’s cricket prober or ctizenship exams, just wheel out a filthy Ford Transit and observe. (If instead of graffitifying it they offer to clean the thing for a fiver, they’re most likely foreign.)
Other things British like to etch on unclean vehicles are: Female breasts, faces (smiley and sad), ‘f*ck’, ‘c*nt’, ‘w*nker’, ‘clean me’, ‘I wish my wife was this dirty’ and ‘Also available in white’.
Women are most likely to write ‘clean me!’.
Well, so says a poll by an electrical outfit, whose MD opined:
“Although British tradespeople are a very hard-working group, cleaning their vans comes low on their list of priorities, creating the perfect canvas for this country’s dirty doodlers.”
But why wait until your car gets dirty enough draw on? Pass the magic marker, mush: