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Epic fail: White man pants face black to avoid police

by | 17th, March 2015

man paints face black to avopid police

 

Jose Espinoza wanted to hide from the police. So. He spray-painted his face black and drove off in a stolen car.

You can think of a few other things that would arouse suspicion amongst the racially blind police force more than DWB (Driving While Black), such as:

a) Having a huge ISIS flag surgically attached to your forehead

b) Sitting on a police car bonnet and defecating into a servered pig’s head

c) Being black

“The camouflage was ineffective,” the police department noted on Facebook.

Espinoza faces facing charges of receiving stolen property and unlawful taking or driving of a vehicle.

He was not shot dead.



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