Is Nothing Safe? aroused man ordered to dress and leave World Naked Bike Ride
“Everyone was taking their clothes off to get ready for the ride. I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight,” says an eyewitness at the Kent chapter of the World Naked Bike Ride.
Is nothing safe? If you cannot go down to the town centre to watch naked men selflessly straddling bicycles to ride hard for Gaia without being afronted by a penis in the perpendicular, then the world is in a sorry state.
Why-oh-why can’t this man just wrap his member in reassuring lycra like the pros do (see above)?
The eyewitness adds:
“It’s fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much. One of the organisers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police. The man looked sheepish when he was spoken to by the police.”
Chief Inspector Mark Arnold told the Canterbury Times:
“One individual was spoken to by the protest organiser and stewards and he was required to get dressed and leave the protest, which he did. His details were taken by police, but no action will be taken against the man.”
The proud cyclist was neither handcuffed not beaten about his naked buttocks with truncheon – but he can always try again next year…