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Psychic conned $713,975 from man who bought invisible gold bridges and a time machine to win dead woman’s heart

by | 8th, June 2015

You are going on a journey...to the bank

You are going on a journey…to the bank

 

We saw it coming, of course. But the Brooklyn man who hired a a psychic to win a lady says the medium duped him out of $713,975

The psychic, 26-year-old Priscilla Kelly Delmaro, allegedly advised the man that to woo Michelle he should buy stuff, like a $40,000 diamond ring to “protect his energy”, the same sum on his own funeral – this would make evil spirits think he was dead – and an $80,000 80-mile-long stretch of an invisble golden bridge for the spirits to cross in the spirit world.

He did it all. But still Michelle would not be his.

Delmaro said our hero must purify his past. This required a time machine. And they require time, most notably the purchase of a $30,000 Rolex.

And another invisible gold bridge. This one should be 90-miles-long. His for $90,000. Done.

And then Michelle died, something the lovelorn fool discovered when an angel crossed the golden bridges and whispered into his ear. No. He read it on Facebook.

But never fear. Delmaro could reincarnate Michelle. More money changed hands.

Delmaro told him Michelle was awakened and living in LA. He must go there to find her. He would know her when he found her. He found one woman. But she had no idea who Michelle was.

And that’s when he began to wonder. Maybe Delmaro had given him the wrong address? Or maybe he’d been taken for an idiot.

Delmaro has been arrested and is currently in jail.

Michelle now answers to the name ‘Brian’ and lives in Thailand. For an introduction send cash to the usual address.

Spotter: NYT



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