Stoner calls cops for rolling papers – gets arrested for possessing marijuana in his ear
To Virginia, where Kyle Dustin Head, 24 – and, yep, more nominative determinism – is under arrest. Head “was apparently under the influence of marijuana when he called 911 and asked the telecommunicator for rolling papers,” according to a statement from Waynesboro Police Department Sgt. Brian Edwards.
Head called 911 “in a disoriented state requesting drug paraphernalia.”
Head was found “sitting in a parked 2005 Chevrolet pick-up truck which had the strong odour of marijuana emanating from it. It was not explained how the plant matter came to be in his ear.
The moral of this story: get a pipe, dude.