Sex toy thief to police: ‘I would rather do this than be unfaithful’
To Florida, where mum-of-four Ashton Barton is under arrest for allegedly stealing a vibrating Durex Ring of Bliss sex toy.
She told police: “I would rather do this than be unfaithful. My husband doesn’t want to touch me anymore. I would rather do this than be unfaithful.”
The Ring of Bliss is placed around “the base of the penis”.
How she planned to get the penis attachment is not known, what with her husband’s being untouchable.