Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina Monologue, In Pictures
PSST! Want to see picture of Lindsay Lohan’s vagina? No. She hasn’t pasted one up on Twitter, that great self-publicity machine that will do for the PR industry what the internet had done for print journalism.
The Lindsay Lohan vagina shot is only visible in close up thought the gusset of her tried bikini.
And the scoop is with the Mirror’s 3am girls, who are using their new blog to advertise the fact that the 3am girls can be the 3pm girls sat in an office pod flipping though paparazzi images rather than out mingling and looking to write the ultimate 3am story:
“My five-times-a-night with Noel Edmonds/ Robbie Williams/ Well’ Ard/ etc.”
Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Lohan Tells World He’ll Stop Telling World About Lindsay
SAYS Michael Lohan, father to Lindsay Lohan, the virginal actress after whom Lohan Monk Vegetables are named:
“I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha. I’m a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone. In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly. And it was the wrong choice. Family matters should be kept private. I’ve learned that now.”
So says Micahel Lohan in the privacy of the, er, New York magazine…
Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Death By Celebrity: Harry’s Pal, Lohan’s Dead Pool And Katy Perry Knives Liverpool
DEATH by celebrity – Anorak’s look at lives given meaning by the touch of celebrity, with Prince Harry, Lindsay Lohan and Katy Perry
“SALUTE TO JAMES – Our Boys bid sad farewell to Harry pal” –Sun
“Hundreds of British soldiers in Afghanistan bow their heads in a moving salute to a fallen pal of Prince Harry”
Trooper James Munday will remembered with drinks and fags at Boujis…
Posted: 23rd, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Lohan Will Jab Perez Hilton In The Ass
LINDSAY Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, would like to punch wanane celebrity Perez Hilton in the stomachs. The NYDN says:
The Hollywood dad-gone-bad — who insists he’s trying to do good — is offering to step into the boxing ring with the highest bidder and donate all the money to Long Island charities.
“This is not about publicity,” Lohan told the Daily News before heading to the gym to get in fighting form for the Nov. 24 match at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, L.I.
“If publicity is involved, it’s only to raise money for charity,” he said.
As Simon Scowl says:
Michael Lohan saying something isn’t about publicity is like Perez Hilton saying something isn’t about publicity. Which brings us to that catty calorie-collector:
The fight:
Bidding starts at $5,000 for the chance to go three rounds with Lohan — but the convicted felon knows whom he’d like to fight.
Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Perez Hilton, Twitterings | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
LINDSAY Lohan makes a call to Anorak’s Celebrity Baby Ordering And Star Treatment Service (BOAST)…
“At some point I want to adopt a child in need or a newborn from another country”
Old Mr Anorak is wearing his nappy as we speak…
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celebrities Against Sarah Palin: Lindsay Lohan Rules
MORE on Sarah Palin and her relationship with celebrities. Celebs hold sway in US elections. Every top politico has coterie of star fans. But Sarah Palin has none. It’s another reason to like Sarah Palin.
Today, Al Gore’s penfriend Lindsay Lohan says he doesn’t like her:
I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin… Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?… Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play… Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?
Question upon question. But Lohan does have some advice, and an answer:
Posted: 16th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (19) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lohan Challenges K-Ferret To A Boxing Match
OK! Magazine reports that Michael Lohan intends to challenge K-Fed to a boxing match.
Michael tells OK! “Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I. It’s for charity.”
Posted: 24th, August 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Twitterings | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sydney Morning Herald Wants Us To Look at Ali Lohan’s Chest
PSST! Wanna ogle an underage girl and discuss her chest size? Then read the Sydney Morning Herald, the paper that cares:
Lindsay Lohan’s 14-year-old sister Ali has reportedly had a boob job. The teenager - who will release her second studio album later this year - was seen flaunting her new curves at a Jonas Brothers concert in New York last week, sparking rumours she had gone under the knife to enhance her cleavage.
Let’s have a heated debate…
Posted: 15th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lindsay Lohan To Marry Sam Ronson
CALL the cops. Lindsay Lohan is to marry Sam Ronson. Sam is a girl.
LOOKS like romance for movie babe LINDSAY LOHAN really does Mean Girls—she’s about to “tie-the-knot” with her lover.
I can reveal that Lindsay will come out and declare her eternal love for sweetheart SAM RONSON at a private ceremony in LA later this year.
Private… Really?
Posted: 3rd, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Tabloids, Twitterings | Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Chief Willy Bratton Of The CPF Wants Lindsay Lohan To Go Straight
HANDS across the ocean as the British Celebrity Police Force exports its message to America.
There, Los Angeles police Chief William Bratton is wondering about his working day and that the paparazzi have gone quiet. Says he:
“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”
Oh, for those halcyon days when a copper could get his picture or on the nightly news in the paper stood alongside a jobbing celebrity. But, worry not, Bratton, Paris will return, Britney will get naked and Lohan shall bottle her lesbianism and sell it as her new scent.
Posted: 2nd, August 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Police Log | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ali Lohan: When TMZ Does Underage Porn
TMZ.com is the apogee of celebrity porn.
Tabloid Baby looks at the site funded by the corporate monoliths Time-Watner and AOL and wonder how their clean corporate images sit with TMZ’s crude comments on Lindsay Lohan’s 14-year-old sister, Ali Lohan.
Anorak’s man in LA says:
In a story about Ali’s audition with a film producer with ties to the porn industry, shaved bronzed midget Harvey Levin and his gang use a double-entendre headline alluding to oral sex, along with a photo that obviously is meant to look, at first glance as if the 14-year-old child is performing an act of fellatio.
Posted: 30th, July 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Money | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Russell Brand Knocks Back Lindsay Lohan’s Pussy
DID you know that Russell Brand turned down Lindsay Lohan?
The Star does. And in “RUSS SAYS NO TO LO!” it says Lohan “bombarded” Brand with “amorous emails”.
Having been knocked back further than Brand’s fringe, Lohan sent him a cat.
This may because Lohan thinks Brand is the cat’s pajamas, or read somewhere that British people prefer cats to stoats, although not ferrets, which remain stubbornly in vogue in parts of Lincolnshire.
Lohan could have bought Brand a dog, such as young people do when they start living together. But that might have been a bit forward. So she opted for a cat.
Posted: 12th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Tabloids | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Lindsay Lohan’s African Missionary
SAYS Michael Lohan of his daughter Lindsay Lohan to In Touch magazine:
Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India.
We also deal with helping Aids victims. She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along…
“Lindsay’s very spiritual. She has a wonderful heart, loves people and is very charitable.”
But is India ready to accept her…
Posted: 17th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Rupert Grint On Lindsay Lohan’s Acting
SAYS Rupert Grint, Garry Potter star, of his meeting with Lindsay Lohan:
“I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 125. I just thinking, ‘But you can’t act.’”
Posted: 16th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lindsay Lohan 18th Century Hooker
LINDSAY Lohan could be Nancy:
I came across the same phenomenon when researching an article on Sienna Miller: the 18th-century idea that young actresses are little different to common prostitutes is alive and thriving through 21st-century technology.
Posted: 10th, April 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Lohan Best Silent Sex Tape
“IS ‘Lohan’ sex tape the Best?” asks the Sun.
“Caught in the act … ‘Lindsay Lohan’,” runs the caption beneath the grainy shot of head.
For all the advancements in technology and cinematic know how, today’s actresses can achieve a lasting fame by appearing in images seemingly collected by a pinhole camera.
The image is thought to be of Lohan performing what tabloid newspapers call a “sex act” on Calum Best, blank-faced son to the late George Best.
It’s hard to see who it is, or isn’t. Says the Sun: “At this stage, neither party has confirmed or denied whether this is the real deal.”
It’s all smack of a return to the age of silent cinema. Looking at the image, you half expect a piano to strike up, a saxophone to luxuriate and an onscreen intertitle declare: “Scene 1: Miss Lohan Gives Mr Calum an insight into her muse”…
Posted: 20th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Living La Vida Lohan Loco Hour, With Dina And Michael
TABLOID Baby looks at the Lindsay Lohan, and how her father Michael Lohan says the Dina’s show, the one featuring his ex-wife on E1, is “fighting mad, and charging larceny of the concept… and title”.
Michael emails Anorak’s man high in the Hollywood Hills:
“Dina took our entire concept and used it….Including the name. Ours was ‘Living with the Lohans’….hers is “Living Lohan”. How creative!!!! [exclamation bank withdrawal.)
“I spoke to Dominic (Barbara), Ben (Petrofsky), Barry Gross and John Di Mascio, all attornies, and every one confirms that I pitched the exact same show to Dina back in 2004. It was even in the press when Dina and her bodyguard (Ty Dux) leaked it out and even said, what a stupid idea it was. IT IS OUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY! I believe that you even said that you pitched it to Bunim and Murray. You should do a whole piece on this…”
You may wonder how you can steal a show about being yourself in front of the camera?
Posted: 15th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Dina Lohan Complains To TV Show Of Media Intrusion
DINA Lohan says her family has “no choice” but to perform in a new E! reality series about Lindsay Lohan her sister Ali L.O.H.A.N and mum D.I.N.A L.O.H.A.N.
No comment is a comment…
Posted: 6th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
LINDSAY LOHAN on media intrusion: “The cameras are constantly there, and they’re constantly looking for the negative. So one roll of the eyes and you’re deemed drunk. One wrong step, your ankle twists, and you’re drunk. They can declare, ‘Lindsay drunk in the day!’ which I never was in my life, actually.”
That would be the ankle with the alcohol monitoring bracelet on it, or the other one?
Posted: 7th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
LINDSAY Lohan has got her cardigan stuck in her skirt.
Before the Sun can go live to the scene, word from the paper’s fashion expert on if wearing cardigans in skirts is the new black and if the look can be replicated on the high street for less.
Says cardigan enthusiast Bob Carolgees…
Posted: 21st, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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