Vote McCain For Better Plumbing
AS Anorak’s Man in New York puts it:
As if hiring Palin wasn’t bad enough, now John McCain is threatening to give Joe the Plumber a job in Washington.
If he charges by the hour, the Treasury will be royally humped…
Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
British Press Join The Barack Obama Death Cult
“BARACK Obama’s family fear his life could be at risk if he moves closer to the white House,.”
So says the Daily Mirror in “He is hate target.”
The paper omits to mention a political leader who isn’t, preferring to dwell on the Barack Obama Death Cult, of which it is now a member.
Video of certain death to us all after the break (NSFW)… Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
It’s 3am And Kenya’s Obama Has Cursed McCain And Palin
DEAR friends,
Dark forces at at play in the Race for the White House. We bring not race into the mix, but the occult. It is come to our attntiosn that Sarah Palin and John McCain have placed witches curses on Barack Obama.
Those horns… No, dear reader, not a moose’s – but Palin’s own. But wait – those horns are false. It is Obama who is the Devil incarnate…
Now read on…
THIS IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS.
Minutes ago I spoke with friend Dr. Norman G. Marvin, M.D. and he is so concerned at what he has learned about Barack Obama’s family in Kenya that he is calling a special prayer meeting in his home to pray against the witchcraft curses attempted by them against John McCain and Sarah Palin.
Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Black Hebrew Israelites Aginst Nigger Obama
THE NAZIS love Obama. The white supremacits love Obama. But – lo! – the black Hebrew Israelites hate Obama.
Anorak would like it to be known that one armed lesbian Asian Jews for Islam love all men, and women so long as they have dinner ready on the table by 7pm.
Amen and hallelujah!
Did he say Nigger? What follows is NSFW:
Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Anorak TV, Barack Obama, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
White Nazis, Supremacists And Bigots For Obama
WHITE supermacists for Barack Obama. And not because he makes such a good dancing partner:
In an informal Esquire survey, three out of four white supremacists prefer Obama, while McCain is the clear favorite among black nationalists. (Sure, our methodology suffered from an extraordinarily low sample size–limited to four white supremacists and one black nationalist–but just because it wouldn’t fly with Gallup doesn’t mean there ain’t a kernel of truth in there.)
Step forward Tom Metzger – Who: Director, White Aryan Resistance
Posted: 30th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
IN case you forgot…
Enough! Enough! Vote already…
Posted: 30th, October 2008 | In: Anorak TV, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
When I’ll Stop Calling Sarah Palin A Bitch, By Margaret And Helen
TWO old women, Margaret and Helen, write from the US:
I am surprised that some of you are up in arms about my calling Sarah Palin a bitch, or John McCain an ass or even George Bush a jackass. I read your comments about how I should be more respectable and not call Sarah Palin a bitch.
Posted: 30th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Cosmobama: Obama Girls Gone Wild
WILL shag for votes:
There’s some debate going on in the female blogosphere over a group of young women in Brooklyn who created a provocative pro-Obama poster that states: “Girls say yes to boys who say Obama.” The poster is a send-up of an anti-draft poster from the late ’60s featuring Joan Baez and her sisters that read: “Girls say yes to boys who say no.”
Because the boys who says yes are overseas getting shot at…
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Photojournalism, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Palin Dromed: Wasilla’s All I Saw
PALIN Droned —
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
When Leaving The White House Wash Hands
ANORAK has been browsing the White House: “Fact Sheet: Ensuring a Smooth and Effective Presidential Transition.”
While Barack Obama uses his 30-minute long infomercial to advertise himself and the O-thimaster from Obama Solutions Inc. and new device for fat-free cooking, his staffers plan for the big move.
The directive goes…
Today, the Transition Coordinating Council (TCC) will meet for the second time, continuing the Administration’s comprehensive transition efforts. The peaceful transfer of power from one Presidential Administration to the next is a hallmark of American democracy.
And on…
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, George Bush, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Will Be Shot Like A White Man
DID you know that Barack Obama has been the target of more than 500 death threats since launching his bid for the White House?
Fact: No black US president has been assassinated.
The Sun says at least 12 were serious. You can read about them in the Barack Obama Death Cult.
But is 500 a lot? “Can the ‘black Jesus’ escape an assassin’s bullet?” asks David Jones in the Express. Is that a threat?
While Obama has been allegedly threatened by Fred Astaire Nazis, Anorak recalls how Gordon Brown was caught in Channel 4’s crosshairs.
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin Is The Devil Incarnate
SARAH PALIN VICE PRESIDENT – is an anagram of…
Is Perhaps Devil Incarnate
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
John MaCain Was Born In Milwaukee
JOHN MaCain Was Born In Milwaukee. Fact.
It’s as much of a fact as the other fact that John McCain says he would hate to live in Milwaukee.
Here’s the Washington Post article in which McCain turned his back on his home town. He’s at a Diamondbacks-Padres game with the journalist Mark Leibovich:
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Anorak TV, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Vote Obama. Vote Black. Vote White. Vote Brown.
KEVIN Maguire is claiming in the Mirror that – get this – a vote for Barack Obama is really a vote for Gordon Brown.
The Tory spin machine will claim white is black if, fingers crossed, Obama is elected US President next Tuesday.
What’s black and white and red all over? Gordon’s Brown economy…
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Gordon Brown, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
I SAY, that Barack Obams has no nose… How does he smell?
He has people to smell for him…
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Photojournalism, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
White Fred Astaire Supremacists Plot To Kill Barack Obama
THE Barack Obama death cult is two down in numbers this evening as Daniel Cowart, 20, and Paul Schlesselman, 18, are behind bars.
The duo, billed as white supremacists, had been plotting a “killing spree” targeting African Americans, and finally the offing of Barack Obama.
So supreme are these whites that having killed tens of blacks and evaded capture and detection, they would undo Obama with a dastardly clever plot:
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
John MCain Is Approaching Holiness
BARACK Obama might be the Messiah, but John MCain is approaching holiness.
In “Clean Hands and a Pure Heart” David Gelernter writes in the Weekly Standard:
Granting the importance of the topic, the difference in moral stature between presidential candidates has rarely been as enormous as it is today–not (or not only) because Obama’s is so small but because McCain’s is so large.
There is no single English word for McCain the hero, the moral entity. But in Hebrew he would be called a tsaddik–a man of such nobility and moral substance that he approaches holiness.
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
If Obama’s Media Wins, Democracy Loses
MICHAEL Malone sees the media bias for Obama and how in the end, when the media is so partisan, no-one wins:
(N)othing , nothing I’ve seen has matched the media bias on display in the current presidential campaign… (E)ven Democrats, who have been gloating over the pass—no, make that shameless support—they’ve gotten from the press, are starting to get uncomfortable as they realize that no one wins in the long run when we don’t have a free and fair press…
Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House, Twitterings | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Photojournalism, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Fronting Obama On Palin’s Knickers
THE Voice tells Britishers that Sarah Palin is wearing expensive bikinis:
It has “emerged, in this time of economic crisis, that the Republicans went on a $150,000 shopping spree for Sarah Palin”.
Wasting money on your image and looking good. Tsk! As the NY Times notes:
By some estimates, Senator Obama will have spent $250 million on local, cable and network television in just five months, a rate of advertising that outstrips Burger King, Apple and Gap on an annualized basis.
Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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