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Alice Tan Ripley Is The Next Susan Boyle, And Stepping Stones Her Cat Agrees

WHO will be next Susan Boyle? Why Gabourey Sidibe’s mum Alice Tan Ripley will be next Susan Boyle. Not that we need a new Susan Boyle because the existing version is doing pretty well.

Well, the US wants its own star and Alice Tan Ripley – starved of nitrogen at birth; owner of a cat called Stepping Stones; a woman who can’t even says vuirtin without bushing – has scored a gig on America’s Got Talent.

Says she:

“It’s a big break for me and I would like to follow in Susan Boyle’s footsteps and become a star in my own right.”

Adidng an “Och ay the noo, lassie” and “F*** off Rangers”.

Spotters: Radar via Movieline

Posted: 7th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)