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Punchy Chris Brown back with Rihanna? Surely not!

REMEMBER when everyone was thoroughly disgusted with Chris Brown’s using Rihanna as a punchbag? That was a pretty lousy celebrity story to read wasn’t it?

Of course, Team Breezy (the ridiculous moniker given to Chris Brown fans) were incredibly quick to forgive the toothy R&B dudester, while the rest of the world looked on thinking “Wait. He’s a woman puncher. Not only that, when someone had the temerity to mention it to him, he tore his shirt off and tried to throw a chair through a window. What a prize idiot.”

Then he posted a picture of his long, thin penis online for everyone to gawp at. Whaddaguy.

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Posted: 30th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)