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Housemate Saffia Quits Big Brother

saffia-cordenGOODBYE Saffia Corden – aka Police Corden. Anorak looked on waiting for the Celebrity Police Force to knock on the door and arrest you for leaving your kids behind to go on holiday.

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Posted: 12th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Pete Doherty Arrested For Drugs

police-dohertyLOOK it’s Peter Doherty, aka Peter Doherty, aka Pop F**kwit, getting arrested in Gloucester.

Call Dr Foster, because there are bound to be drugs involved.

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Posted: 11th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


CPF Bust Heather Locklear

TMZ reports that Heather Locklear was pulled over while driving in the Santa Barbara area, and the Celebrity Police Force are “conducting tests to determine if Locklear was under the influence of drugs”.

And if not, why not?

And here’s the rub:

This could set up a bizarre custody battle given that Locklear and ex-hubby Richie Sambora have both been busted for similar charges.

Sambora pleaded no contest to DUI back in Marc…

Bizzare, how? Do we see who the CPF spends more time with and give them the child..?

Posted: 28th, September 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment