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Former glamour model says she had sex with Simon Cowell 11 times in one night, which she didn’t?

THERE is a huge “unofficialmedia story that makes Simon Cowell look like a veritable stud at the minute, which of course, sends alarm bells ringing with anyone who has thought about the way media companies present the news for more than 5 seconds.

Ostensibly, this all reeks of The Lady Doth Protest Too Much, especially on the back of the story that former glamour model Alicia Douvall is claiming that she slept with Simon Cowell 11 times in one night. ELEVEN TIMES? That’s enough to set your average wang on fire. His ballhair, in this instance, would surely only act as stinky kindling?

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Posted: 24th, April 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Katie Price Pulls Out Of London Marathon, Saving Us From Seeing Her Hideously Sweating Everywhere

KATIE Price – or Jordan if you’re from the ’90s – has decided to do us all a massive favour by pulling out of this year’s London Marathon, saving us all from the awful image of her distorted face and voluminous breasts pumping out orange sweat onto the pavements of the nation’s capital.

It’s tempting to think that she could have actually gone ahead with the thing, allowing people to point and laugh while blurting out “LOOK! That Katie Price outfit is amazingly unrealistic! Those lips look like a burst settee. Wait. That’s not the real deal is it?”

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Posted: 13th, April 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment