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Half of synchronised swimming ticket holders delighted with cock up
MANY converts to Olympic synchronised swimming are to be disappointed – the organisers have oversold the event. The London Olympic Organising Committee (Locog) wants 3,000 people to hand back their tickets because every seat has been sold to two bottoms. Locog are killjoys. Lapsitting will bring the nation together. Team GB is tops at sitting down sports – cycling, rowing, yachting. We’d have felt at one with the athletes.
But Locog says that every disappointed fans of artful drowning will have their tickets exchanged for athletics and diving. They have been offered seats at events they originally applied for but did not receive through the public ballot.
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