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In Pictures: Tom Crusie And Amy Winehouse Present Celebrity Teeth Then And Now

CELEBRITY teeth – a gallery. Had the US not won the American War of Independence, the Americans would have teeth like ours: wonky, bent and yellow. And those are the ones you still have. But they went their own way and to set them apart from the British the Yanks had their teeth filled, whitened and buffed. Sadly, we live in a time of American colonisation and there is evidence that some of us British have been turned. To go with those American breasts, you can have the American teeth. Here’s a gallery, featuring such toothsome persons as Tom Cruise, Amy Winehouse, Noel Gallagher and Faye Dunaway showing a set of gnashers that could take off Jack Nicholson’s nose at the neck…

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Posted: 19th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)