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Joe McElderry On Being Gay On Twitter, Orgies And ‘Sex With Simon Cowell’

JOE McElderry is gay. Yeah, the big-toothed singer who won X Factor with an impression of a Jonas Brother at a school concert is a homosexual. It’s front-page news on the Sun.

Previously Joe was known for being blocked from reaching the Christmas number 1 slot by a successful campaign to elevate Rage Against The Machine to the top spot.

Joe has decided to tell everyone he is gay because:

a) It’s a slow news day?
b) The X Factor is coming around again and people have forgotten who the hell he is?
c) It’s easier talking about your sexuality than having a hit song?
d) Simon Cowell told him to?
e) Someone “hacked” into his Twitter account and aid he was gay?
f) He’s recording a new album?

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Posted: 31st, July 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)